Scumbag Brain

Drinking grape koolaid with lunch? "Hey bro, remember Jamestown?"

Drinking grape koolaid with lunch?

about to use the bathroom? let me suddenly make you claustrophobic.

about to use the bathroom? let me suddenly make you claustrophobic.  Scumbag Brain

Goes 23 years without the slightest sniffle or sneeze. At year 24 decides tree sperm is life threatening leading to full blown allergies.

Goes 23 years without the slightest sniffle or sneeze. At year 24 decides tree sperm is life threatening leading to full blown allergies.   Scumbag Brain

2 am, Blatter about to explode How about a boner?

2 am,
Blatter about to explode How about a boner?  Scumbag Brain

Reads spoilers by mistake keeps reminding you of said spoilers

Reads spoilers by mistake keeps reminding you of said spoilers  Scumbag Brain

Got a college degree Can't remember a password

Got a college degree Can't remember a password   Scumbag Brain

This take home test seems pretty hard better wait until the night its due to start

This  take home test seems pretty hard better wait until the night its due to start   Scumbag Brain

haven't listened to celine dion in over a decade still sings her songs every morning

haven't listened to celine dion in over a decade still sings her songs every morning  Scumbag Brain

Functions 24 hours,7 days and 12 months but stops working exactly when you enter examination hall

Functions 24 hours,7 days and 12 months   but stops working exactly when you enter examination hall  Scumbag Brain

Room smells like trees? Spray down house with Axe

Room smells like trees? Spray down house with Axe   Scumbag Brain
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