Scumbag Brain

Oh you're going on vacation? Here's a face full of zits

Oh you're going on vacation? Here's a face full of zits  Scumbag Brain

hey you really want to get up and eat something. No, not that.

hey you really want to get up and eat something. No, not that.   Scumbag Brain

5 minutes until you have to get up for work? Let's get that deep REM cycle going and cook up a really awesome dream.

5 minutes until you have to get up for work? Let's get that deep REM cycle going and cook up a really awesome dream.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in a great mood lately? Let's think about that road rage from five years ago that is still totally their fault

Oh, you're in a great mood lately? Let's think about that road rage from five years ago that is still totally their fault  Scumbag Brain

Oh, just finished your exam! Here's all the answers

Oh, just finished your exam!  Here's all the answers  Scumbag Brain

Joan Rivers? Yeah, I'd tap that.

Joan Rivers? Yeah, I'd tap that.  Scumbag Brain

I made you bite the inside of your mouth? Oh, my bad. Here, bite the same spot a dozen more times this weekend.

I made you bite the inside of your mouth? Oh, my bad. Here, bite the same spot a dozen more times this weekend.   Scumbag Brain

Out in public? here, have this mental image of a hot woman to give you a boner

Out in public? here, have this mental image of a hot woman to give you a boner  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need me to find a common word that starts with 'n' ? here is a good word; it isn't offensive or anything

Oh, you need me to find a common word that starts with 'n' ? here is a good word; it isn't offensive or anything  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you got scared of a noise in the dark and want to investigate it? let's remember all the horror movies you've ever seen first.

Oh, you got scared of a noise in the dark and want to investigate it? let's remember all the horror movies you've ever seen first.  Scumbag Brain
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