Scumbag Brain

friendzoned by hot chick in life and in dream.

friendzoned 
by hot chick in life and in dream.  Scumbag Brain

O, you wore a white shirt today? Let's just have you spill stuff all over it.

O, you wore a white shirt today? Let's just have you spill stuff all over it.  Scumbag Brain

Finally has Wet Dream sleep paralysis

Finally has Wet Dream sleep paralysis   Scumbag Brain

Oh i see you're shaving let's imagine scraping your tongue with that razor

Oh i see you're shaving let's imagine scraping your tongue with that razor  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have to work in the morning? Lets stay up all night playing Minecraft.

Oh  you  have to work in the morning? Lets stay up all night playing Minecraft.  Scumbag Brain

So I see you're generally smart, attractive, and athletic why don't i augment that genetic anxiety disorder so you can't talk to girls

So I see you're generally smart, attractive, and athletic why don't i augment that genetic anxiety disorder so you can't talk to girls  Scumbag Brain

this is one awesome dream you're having too bad you have to wake up in about 30 seconds

this is one awesome dream you're having too bad you have to wake up in about 30 seconds  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just said something Lets forget it and say it 3 more times

Oh, you just said something Lets forget it and say it 3 more times   Scumbag Brain

Don't know the one thing you needed at the grocery store? I'll make sure you remember halfway home.

Don't know the one thing you needed at the grocery store?
 I'll make sure you remember halfway home.   Scumbag Brain

Airplanes are the safest mode of travel But you're about to die on one.

Airplanes are the safest mode of travel But you're about to die on one.   Scumbag Brain
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