Scumbag Brain

So you miss your ex? Think about how she cheated on you, that should help.

So you miss your ex? Think about how she cheated on you, that should help.    Scumbag Brain

Bladder needs to travel 100 feet in the dark to go pee. "That rustle in the bushes is a bear that will bite your throat out."

Bladder needs to travel 100 feet in the dark to go pee.

Collection of the Q&A on Obama AMA Read all answers in Obama's voice

Collection of the Q&A on Obama AMA Read all answers in Obama's voice  Scumbag Brain

Having trouble with the ladies? Here's some depression and lack of confidence, that should help

Having trouble with the ladies? Here's some depression and lack of confidence, that should help  Scumbag Brain

Hey man i know you get scared easily so lets go look at the scariest scenes from some of the scariest movies of all time

Hey man i know you get scared easily  so lets go look at the scariest scenes from some of the scariest movies of all time  Scumbag Brain

O you woke up early? Great job! let's celebrate with more sleep. jk let's just wait for the alarm.

O you woke up early? Great job! let's celebrate with more sleep. jk let's just wait for the alarm.  Scumbag Brain

Not on drugs? "Let's do some!" On drugs? "You should really stop doing drugs bro"

Not on drugs?

Hey man, quick go to the kitchen, you need something in there Nah, it doesn't matter

Hey man, quick go to the kitchen, you need something in there Nah, it doesn't matter  Scumbag Brain

Always asks The penis

Always asks The penis  Scumbag Brain

submit it man! no one's ever thought of it before!

submit it man! no one's ever thought of it before!  Scumbag Brain
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