Scumbag Brain

Blanks out during job interview, blows shot at great job. Next day: flooded with brilliant answers to every interview question

Blanks out during job interview, blows shot at great job. Next day: flooded with brilliant answers to every interview question   Scumbag Brain

Hey, it's time for your 4 hour lab let me unleash the dark side of your bowels

Hey, it's time for your 4 hour lab let me unleash the dark side of your bowels   Scumbag Brain

HUMAN GENOME PROJ attempt to map the brain BULLSHIT

HUMAN GENOME PROJ
attempt to map the brain BULLSHIT  Scumbag Brain

Almost time for bed? Surely it can't hurt to check out /r/nosleep for a few minutes.

Almost time for bed? Surely it can't hurt to check out /r/nosleep for a few minutes.   Scumbag Brain

THAT SODA WAS GOOD, NOW I WANT SOME CAKE THAT CAKE WAS GOOD, NOW I WANT SOME SODA

THAT SODA WAS GOOD, NOW I WANT SOME CAKE THAT CAKE WAS GOOD, NOW I WANT SOME SODA  Scumbag Brain

Hey you know what you haven't had in a while? An itch

Hey you know what you haven't had in a while? An itch   Scumbag Brain

Comes up with a sarcastic remark fails to control voice to say it in the right tone.

Comes up with a sarcastic remark fails to control voice to say it in the right tone.   Scumbag Brain

You should do homework... Let's check facebook again...

You should do homework... Let's check facebook again...  Scumbag Brain

Cute girl agrees to go on date with you. Makes it most vivid dream ever just to make you depressed.

Cute girl agrees to go on date with you. Makes it most vivid dream ever just to make you depressed.  Scumbag Brain

Writer's block? Maybe you should sleep on it, get some rest 3 am! Here's that idea you wanted.

Writer's block? Maybe you should sleep on it, get some rest 3 am! Here's that idea you wanted.    Scumbag Brain
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