Scumbag Brain

Oh hey it's winter break? Let's wake up at 7:00 then lol

Oh hey it's winter break? Let's wake up at 7:00 then lol  Scumbag Brain

Lets go to subway cant order a sub without saying ummm...

Lets go to subway cant order a sub without saying ummm...  Scumbag Brain

Has everything to lose from taking drugs Take another hit

Has everything to lose from taking drugs Take another hit  Scumbag Brain

Oh, are you doing something where you can be gruesomely injured? Lets think about it the whole time

Oh, are you doing something where you can be gruesomely injured? Lets think about it the whole time  Scumbag Brain

Yo you got a bugger in your nose No? Keep scratching until it bleeds

Yo you got a bugger in your nose No? Keep scratching until it bleeds  Scumbag Brain

I shall contest this gentleman's insult with an articulate, pithy retort... "SHUT UP, YOU...STUPID!"

I shall contest this gentleman's insult with an articulate, pithy retort...

You're thirsty? It feels like you're hungry to me

You're thirsty? It feels like you're hungry to me   Scumbag Brain

You don't want to miss your final? I'll get you up two hours before you are supposed to

You don't want to miss your final? I'll get you up two hours before you are supposed to   Scumbag Brain

functions at it's peak at 8-10 hours of sleep per day too bad i'll never let you.

functions at it's peak at 8-10 hours of sleep per day too bad i'll never let you.   Scumbag Brain

Man, finally graduating! These are exciting times. The future is yours! Oh you know your friends though? The great people that have stuck with you the past four years and changed your life? You'll probably drift apart and lose contact with most of them.

Man, finally graduating! These are exciting times. The future is yours! Oh you know your friends though? The great people that have stuck with you the past four years and changed your life? You'll probably drift apart and lose contact with most of them.  Scumbag Brain
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