Scumbag Brain

Oh so you're wearing extremely thin swim trunks in public? Let me think of your crush naked for you

Oh so you're wearing extremely thin swim trunks in public? Let me think of your crush naked for you  Scumbag Brain

Ah, a nice, dark room. Finally going to sleep. Hey, which movie was better, Insidious or the Woman in Black?

Ah,  a  nice,  dark  room.  Finally  going  to  sleep. Hey,  which  movie  was  better,  Insidious  or  the  Woman  in  Black?  Scumbag Brain

Could Read long self posts on reddit Gets tired when reading one paragraph from an online lecture

Could Read long self posts on reddit Gets tired when reading one paragraph from an online lecture  Scumbag Brain

Named everything in the world Including itself.

Named everything in the world Including itself.  Scumbag Brain

FORGETS MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY REMEMBERS HITLER'S

FORGETS MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY REMEMBERS HITLER'S  Scumbag Brain

Sees black man being followed out of the store by a manager Wonders if he stole something. Manager: "Sir did you find your daughter?"

Sees black man being followed out of the store by a manager Wonders if he stole something.  
Manager:

Become good friends with girl "She likes you, bro"

Become good friends with girl

OVERHEATING OVERHEATING OVERHEATING OVERHEATING

OVERHEATING OVERHEATING OVERHEATING OVERHEATING  Scumbag Brain

Taking a piss at a public urinal? Let me remind you that you didn't think about sex for a while

Taking a piss at a public urinal? Let me remind you that you didn't think about sex for a while   Scumbag Brain

Remember that Slenderman video you watched earlier that totally wasn't scary? Now that you're walking home alone at night, I'll bet he's right behind you

Remember that Slenderman video you watched earlier that totally wasn't scary? Now that you're walking home alone at night, I'll bet he's right behind you   Scumbag Brain
Like us for More!