Scumbag Brain

Getting over a girl? Here' have this vivid nightly dream about your best friend dating her to spite you.

Getting over a girl? Here' have this vivid nightly dream about your best friend dating her to spite you.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're about to go to sleep? I've just got a few iches for you to scratch first

Oh, you're about to go to sleep? I've just got a few iches for you to scratch first  Scumbag Brain

Before bed, set 6 alarms to wake up early Wake up to 1st alarm, turns off remaining 5 alarms

Before bed, set 6 alarms to wake up early Wake up to 1st alarm, turns off remaining 5 alarms  Scumbag Brain

"Skip breakfast bro, you're not hungry" As soon as i leave house. "bro, I'm starving"

Here's a good idea Develop feelings for best friend,that goes to school in a different state

Here's a good idea Develop feelings for best friend,that goes to school in a different state   Scumbag Brain

25 SECONDS LEFT IN CLASS ACTIVATE BONER

25 SECONDS LEFT IN CLASS ACTIVATE BONER  Scumbag Brain

Teacher engages in staring contest Lets think of all the funny things you have seen ever.

Teacher engages in staring contest Lets think of all the funny things you have seen ever.   Scumbag Brain

I make meat and bone move around But im a gooey pink ball..

I make meat and bone move around But im a gooey pink ball..  Scumbag Brain

Quick, say something clever! Oh, I guess that made you sound like an asshole. Sorry bro!

Quick, say something clever! Oh, I guess that made you sound like an asshole. Sorry bro!  Scumbag Brain

Able to integrate, differentiate and solve differential equations Still needs fingers to add and subtract

Able to integrate, differentiate and solve differential equations Still needs fingers to add and subtract  Scumbag Brain
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