Scumbag Brain

Someone sneezes near you Makes you yawn

Someone sneezes near you Makes you yawn  Scumbag Brain

Remembering an appointment all day long... Forgetting it when the appoitment starts!

Remembering an appointment all day long... Forgetting it when the appoitment starts!   Scumbag Brain

Get one hour of sleep, feel like crap Get no sleep, feel fine

Get one hour of sleep, feel like crap Get no sleep, feel fine   Scumbag Brain

Can process 2,000 bits of information a second Is controlled by male organ with two functions

Can process 2,000 bits of information a second Is controlled by male organ with two functions  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a cavity Makes you crave sugar

Knows you have a cavity Makes you crave sugar   Scumbag Brain

crack, crack, tits, water, food,going to the bathroom, and crack!!!

crack, crack, tits, water, food,going to the bathroom, and crack!!!  Scumbag Brain

Woken up by text message, ignores it and goes back to sleep dreams about reading and replying to message

Woken up by text message, ignores it and goes back to sleep dreams about reading and replying to message   Scumbag Brain

Slept for 12 hours Spend all day feelings groggy

Slept for 12 hours Spend all day feelings groggy   Scumbag Brain

Lets you hold piss in for 6 hour car ride Piss yourself when bathroom is 2 feet away

Lets you hold piss in for 6 hour car ride Piss yourself when bathroom is 2 feet away  Scumbag Brain

Falling Asleep... OH SHIT WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?

Falling Asleep... OH SHIT WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?  Scumbag Brain
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