Scumbag Brain

"she's out of your league man, don't bother." hour later: "She was totally into you man! why didn't you talk to her? pussy."

You're starting to care bout that person? Better start expecting them to feel the same way and then get upset every time they do something that suggests they don't

You're starting to care bout that person? Better start expecting them to feel the same way and then get upset every time they do something that suggests they don't  Scumbag Brain

Has a good meme Mistake in the title

Has a good meme Mistake in the title  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, remember that really important thing? LOL me neither

Hey bro, remember that really important thing? LOL me neither  Scumbag Brain

Is capable of having epic dreams Can't remember any of it

Is capable of having epic dreams Can't remember any of it  Scumbag Brain

Gets a napkin to wipe hands on Wipes hands on pants

Gets a napkin to wipe hands on Wipes hands on pants  Scumbag Brain

Takes 10 minutes to make a habit. Takes 10 days to break it.

Takes 10 minutes to make a habit. Takes 10 days to break it.   Scumbag Brain

Spent weeks looking for a song? How about making the song sound terrible

Spent weeks looking for a song? How about making the song sound terrible  Scumbag Brain

Those particles which you smell, which also are on your tounge and in your lungs have all been up your colleague John's ass

Those particles which you smell, which also are on your tounge and in your lungs have all been up your colleague John's ass  Scumbag Brain

Coworker just walked into the only bathroom time to poop!

Coworker just walked into the only bathroom time to poop!  Scumbag Brain
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