Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know about that tragic shooting that has affected many? Well here's an extremely witty joke about

Hey, you know about that tragic shooting that has affected many? Well here's an extremely witty joke about  Scumbag Brain

spend the afternoon with your ex saying that she wants to get back together neglects to remind you that she is happily married until after you wake up

spend the afternoon with your ex saying that she wants to get back together neglects to remind you that she is happily married until after you wake up  Scumbag Brain

¡Asi ya esta llegando a tu casa el coleto? Durmamos, para que te puedas pasar de tu casa

¡Asi ya esta llegando a tu casa el coleto? Durmamos, para que te puedas pasar de tu casa  Scumbag Brain

Gives you dreams where you're getting laid Figures out that it's not real and wakes you up

Gives you dreams where you're getting laid Figures out that it's not real and wakes you up
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Goes for a run in the woods "Hey let's think about all the rapists and murders in history"

Goes for a run in the woods

Have to go to the bathroom in the morning? Here, have a boner

Have to go to the bathroom in the morning? Here, have a boner   Scumbag Brain

Fallen asleep? Makes your body twich like a motherfucker cause of REM-sleep and wakes you up

Fallen asleep? Makes your body twich like a motherfucker cause of REM-sleep and wakes you up  Scumbag Brain

First day of school, have to be up at 10 HERE YOU GO, 8:30

First day of school, have to be up at 10 HERE YOU GO, 8:30  Scumbag Brain

need to take a shit go ahead sit down nope dont need to shit anymore

need to take a shit go ahead sit down nope dont need to shit anymore  Scumbag Brain

Hey, i'm gonna give you a great sex dream About your sister

Hey, i'm gonna give you a great sex dream About your sister  Scumbag Brain
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