Scumbag Brain

You know that long, steep hill you're biking down? Think of all the ways your bike can fall apart

You know that long, steep hill you're biking down? Think of all the ways your bike can fall apart   Scumbag Brain

Oh it's 3 am and you're trying to sleep? Man it's dark in here The grudge girl could totally be behind you right now What was that sound? A weird shadow? that's probably slenderman. Remember that one creepy-ass horror movie where the girl is alone in her

Oh it's 3 am and you're trying to sleep? Man it's dark in here The grudge girl could totally be behind you right now What was that sound?  A weird shadow? that's probably slenderman. Remember that one creepy-ass horror movie where the girl is alone in her  Scumbag Brain

Just left on a 3 hour car ride? I just remembered you have to go to the bathroom Caption 4 goes here

Just left on a 3 hour car ride? I just remembered you have to go to the bathroom  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

You just saw a spider? Why don't we go ahead and feel it crawling all over your body

You just saw a spider? Why don't we go ahead and feel it crawling all over your body  Scumbag Brain

Thinking of something important? Let me forget that for you, and give you the rest of the day to agonize over what it was.

Thinking of something important? Let me forget that for you, and give you the rest of the day to agonize over what it was.   Scumbag Brain

you're about to write a word that begins with 'o'? so does the one you're writing now. Let's write it here instead

you're about to write a word that begins with 'o'? so does the one you're writing now. Let's write it here instead  Scumbag Brain

Dude, your crush is talking to you! i bet A sneeze with a lot of mucus would really impress her!

Dude, your crush is talking to you! i bet A sneeze with a lot of mucus would really impress her!  Scumbag Brain

Olly Driscoll has one of me But never figured out how to use me

Olly Driscoll has one of me But never figured out how to use me  Scumbag Brain

oh you have a test? let me throw everything you studied out

oh you have a test? let me throw everything you studied out  Scumbag Brain

Completely Over Your Ex? Hey isn't her birthday in a week?

Completely Over Your Ex? Hey isn't her birthday in a week?   Scumbag Brain
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