Scumbag Brain

Aw, such sweet ducklings How fast would a duckling drown? I should try it!... Seriously

Aw, such sweet ducklings How fast would a duckling drown? I should try it!... Seriously   Scumbag Brain

Honks at asshole not yielding before rotary merge before eyes process Disabled Veteran license plate

Honks at asshole not yielding before rotary merge before eyes process Disabled Veteran license plate  Scumbag Brain

Talk TO Me When You Have One of These

Talk TO Me When You Have One of These  Scumbag Brain

sleeps through 120db alarm clock during week wakes up to roommate chewing cereal at 8am on weekends

sleeps through 120db alarm clock during week wakes up to roommate chewing cereal at 8am on weekends  Scumbag Brain

Can't fall asleep laying in king sized bed Feels sleepy in drivers seat going 75 MPH

Can't fall asleep laying  in king sized bed Feels sleepy in drivers seat going 75 MPH   Scumbag Brain

Could potentially move things won't

Could potentially move things won't   Scumbag Brain

Had an explosive fight with your wife but she seems to have calmed down Enough time has passed, go ahead and make a joke about it

Had an explosive fight with your wife but she seems to have calmed down Enough time has passed, go ahead and make a joke about it   Scumbag Brain

oh you need to go somewhere in a few minutes why don't i just completely forget where you put your keys

oh you need to go somewhere in a few minutes why don't i just completely forget where you put your keys  Scumbag Brain

sexual innuendo detected.. cue pervy visual

sexual innuendo detected.. cue pervy visual   Scumbag Brain

Oh you need to go to the bathroom but you're tired? let me trick you into thinking you walked into the bathroom so you can piss the bed

Oh you need to go to the bathroom but you're tired? let me trick you into thinking you walked into the bathroom so you can piss the bed  Scumbag Brain
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