Scumbag Brain

Got to piss? better take the remote and leave it in the bathroom

Got to piss? better take the remote and leave it in the bathroom  Scumbag Brain

Gets complimented numerous times but forgets them remembers negative comments for the rest of its life

Gets complimented numerous times but forgets them remembers negative comments for the rest of its life  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you really like your new girlfriend? Cool, let's have a sex dream about our ex!

Oh, you really like your new girlfriend? Cool, let's have a sex dream about our ex!  Scumbag Brain

Big anatomy test coming up? Look at all the Falx I give

Big anatomy test coming up? Look at all the Falx I give  Scumbag Brain

responsible for all emotions relating to love blames heart

responsible for all emotions relating to love blames heart  Scumbag Brain

Gets a great idea for a meme 1 Am

Gets a great idea for a meme 1 Am  Scumbag Brain

Forgets how to do a question on the midterm remembers how to do it in dream during post-test nap

Forgets how to do a question on the midterm remembers how to do it in dream during post-test nap  Scumbag Brain

Paper due tomorrow and These 20 pages you've written are terrible start over

Paper due tomorrow and These 20 pages you've written are terrible start over  Scumbag Brain

already running late "you should check reddit real quick."

already running late

Hey, you know what would get you out of doing work? Suicide

Hey, you know what would get you out of doing work? Suicide  Scumbag Brain
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