Scumbag Brain

Check my pocket for my car keys While driving.

Check my pocket for my car keys While driving.  Scumbag Brain

forgets to bring a piece paper for writing a report when gets a piece of paper, remembers that the report had to be typed

forgets to bring a piece paper for writing a report  when gets a piece of paper, remembers that the report had to be typed  Scumbag Brain

finally leaving the house gotta take a shit

finally leaving the house gotta take a shit  Scumbag Brain

I just woke you up at midnight so you could pee Lets throw a giant erection into the mix

I just woke you up at midnight so you could pee Lets throw a giant erection into the mix  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of many great cakeday ideas throughout the year Can't remember any when it actually comes

Thinks of many great cakeday ideas throughout the year Can't remember any when it actually comes  Scumbag Brain

Typing IM message to a girl you have a crush on Let me throw some random characters in there

Typing IM message to a girl you have a crush on Let me throw some random characters in there  Scumbag Brain

Time to do homework? Time to become tired.

Time to do homework? Time to become tired.  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of something prudent or interesting to say Forgets it as soon as you open your mouth

Thinks of something prudent or interesting to say Forgets it as soon as you open your mouth  Scumbag Brain

Actually paying attention in class. Realizes that you're learning so it stops and becomes self conscious.

Actually paying attention in class. Realizes that you're learning so it stops and becomes self conscious.  Scumbag Brain

Having an anxiety attack? Let's think about some of the things you're stressed about

Having an anxiety attack? Let's think about some of the things you're stressed about  Scumbag Brain
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