Scumbag Brain

ESSAY DUE IN ONE HOUR? LET'S JUST SKIM THROUGH REDDIT QUICKLY

ESSAY DUE IN ONE HOUR? LET'S JUST SKIM THROUGH REDDIT QUICKLY   Scumbag Brain

Hey, I haven't lost the game in awhile wait... DAMMIT I LOST THE GAME!

Hey, I haven't lost the game in awhile
wait... DAMMIT I LOST THE GAME!  Scumbag Brain

That guy is nothing special Oh he's about to be out of your life? Better fall in love with him

That guy is nothing special Oh he's about to be out of your life? Better fall in love with him  Scumbag Brain

Stops you buying chocolate so you won't have any in the house Can't stop thinking about chocolate

Stops you buying chocolate so you won't have any in the house Can't stop thinking about chocolate   Scumbag Brain

is that a dead skunk on the side of the road? better inhale deeply to see if its stank sack ruptured or not

is that a dead skunk on the side of the road? better inhale deeply to see if its stank sack ruptured or not  Scumbag Brain

Watching a particularly gruesome surgery? Lets imagine you're the patient undergoing surgery and pass out.

Watching a particularly gruesome surgery? Lets imagine you're the patient undergoing surgery and pass out.   Scumbag Brain

Fight a debilitating disease for three years, always in good spirits. Finally in remission, and fall into a deep depression for no reason.

Fight a debilitating disease for three years, always in good spirits. Finally in remission, and fall into a deep depression for no reason.  Scumbag Brain

Chapped lips? Better lick the shit out of them

Chapped lips? Better lick the shit out of them  Scumbag Brain

Woke up, brushed teeth, took shower, got dressed LOL, that was a dream. now you're actually awake and 30 minutes late.

Woke up, brushed teeth, took shower, got dressed LOL, that was a dream. now you're actually awake and 30 minutes late.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're nervous? Quick, shit your pants! It'll definitely help

Oh, you're nervous? Quick, shit your pants! It'll definitely help  Scumbag Brain
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