Scumbag Brain

Oh, your stomach hurts from drinking too much water? You should drink some more water.

Oh, your stomach hurts from drinking too much water? You should drink some more water.  Scumbag Brain

You want to write something down but you can't find the pencil you were just using? It's in your mouth but you might as well look for a minute everywhere in the room first

You want to write something down but you can't find the pencil you were just using? It's in your mouth but you might as well look for a minute everywhere in the room first  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're having a sexy dream and it's just starting to get good? OK, it's probably time for you to wake up now.

Oh you're having a sexy dream and it's just starting to get good? OK, it's probably time for you to wake up now.  Scumbag Brain

I have a great idea for scumbag brain! LOL just kidding, don't you ever mock me mother fucker!

I have a great idea for scumbag brain! LOL just kidding, don't you ever mock me mother fucker!  Scumbag Brain

Don't worry about falling asleep in this awkward position. I'll make sure you remember to roll over.

Don't worry about falling asleep in this awkward position. I'll make sure you remember to roll over.  Scumbag Brain

OH YOU ARE TIRED ? HERE HAVE A NIGHTS WORTH OF HYPNIC JERKS

OH YOU ARE  TIRED ? HERE HAVE A NIGHTS WORTH OF HYPNIC JERKS  Scumbag Brain

Out at the bar with friends? I'm so tired, let's get out of here. Just got home? Let's stay awake in bed all night!

Out at the bar with friends?
I'm so tired, let's get out of here. Just got home?
Let's stay awake in bed all night!  Scumbag Brain

ONE LAST THOUGHT... EVERY SCARY MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.

ONE LAST THOUGHT... EVERY SCARY MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, it's a beautiful day outside and you have work off? How about a 6 hour nap.

Oh, it's a beautiful day outside and you have work off? How about a 6 hour nap.  Scumbag Brain

Hears "Great Balls of Fire" THINKS OF GOOSE DYING

Hears
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