Scumbag Brain

Go ahead and put your towel there You'll totally be able to reach it without violently falling out of the shower

Go ahead and put your towel there You'll totally be able to reach it without violently falling out of the shower   Scumbag Brain

I have a health care plan it's called the endocrine system

I have a health care plan it's called the endocrine system  Scumbag Brain

Don't want to give this oral report? Here's an erection to take your mind off it

Don't want to give this oral report? Here's an erection to take your mind off it   Scumbag Brain

makes people aware of their own flaws drives them to make scumbag brain memes rather than take responsibility for and improve upon their own flaws

makes people aware of their own flaws drives them to make scumbag brain memes rather than take responsibility for and improve upon their own flaws  Scumbag Brain

Puts down keys for a moment lose all recollection of where you put them and doesn't let you find them

Puts down keys for a moment lose all recollection of where you put them and doesn't let you find them  Scumbag Brain

Reminds you to go to the other room to grab that one thing "Why the fuck did I come here?"

Reminds you to go to the other room to grab that one thing

You know that song you like? You should listen to it on loop for the next 5 hours

You know that song you like? You should listen to it on loop for the next 5 hours   Scumbag Brain

Thinks of hilarious meme while falling asleep Totally forgets it the next morning

Thinks of hilarious meme while falling asleep Totally forgets it the next morning  Scumbag Brain

Gives you tools to receive masters in computer science Will never let you figure out how to put a fitted sheet on right the first time

Gives you tools to receive masters in computer science Will never let you figure out how to put a fitted sheet on right the first time  Scumbag Brain

Go to bed early for the big test tomorrow shuts off the alarm while your still asleep

Go to bed early for the big test tomorrow shuts off the alarm while your still asleep  Scumbag Brain
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