Scumbag Brain

Eu ficava rodando o scroll do mouse por minutos ate chegar ao topo da pagina do facebook... um dia eu descobri pra que servia a tecla "home"...

Eu ficava rodando o scroll do mouse por minutos ate chegar ao topo da pagina do facebook... um dia eu descobri pra que servia a tecla

Get extra hour to sleep from DST. Wake up earlier than normal anyway.

Get extra hour to sleep from DST. Wake up earlier than normal anyway.   Scumbag Brain

This is one really awesome dream we're having.. But you know what would really suck? If our dog died!

This is one really awesome dream we're having.. But you know what would really suck?
If our dog died!  Scumbag Brain

Has almost limitless creative capabilities Creates religion

Has almost limitless creative capabilities Creates religion   Scumbag Brain

remembers wifi code but not cute girls number

remembers wifi code but not cute girls number   Scumbag Brain

tells you to go to bed makes you think of your phobia for a half hour before falling asleep

tells you to go to bed makes you think of your phobia for a half hour before falling asleep  Scumbag Brain

Fully aware finals are coming still prefers facebook to class

Fully aware finals are coming still prefers facebook to class   Scumbag Brain

tells you to eat immediately criticizes you after eating

tells you to eat  immediately criticizes you after eating   Scumbag Brain

Taking a number 2, remembers snakes in toilets on discovery channel

Taking a number 2, remembers snakes in toilets on discovery channel  Scumbag Brain

Able to jerk off to thought of somewhat cute girl E.D. when you try to bang her

Able to jerk off to thought of somewhat cute girl E.D. when you try to bang her  Scumbag Brain
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