Scumbag Brain

OUT ON A DATE WITH A HOT GIRL? HERE YOU GO, HAVE A BONER

OUT ON A DATE WITH A HOT GIRL? HERE YOU GO, HAVE A BONER   Scumbag Brain

5 o'clock in the morning? Looks like it's time to get out of bed and throw up

5 o'clock in the morning? Looks like it's time to get out of bed and throw up  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you like a girl Let me give you the perfect dream about her, and then wake you up.

Oh, you like a girl Let me give you the perfect dream about her, and then wake you up.   Scumbag Brain

realizes a chance for a threesome from 3 years ago

realizes a chance for a threesome from 3 years ago  Scumbag Brain

Let's check your lottery numbers I'm excited! I bet you won! Imagine what we're going to do with the winnings!

Let's check your lottery numbers I'm excited! I bet you won! Imagine what we're going to do with the winnings!  Scumbag Brain

I see you have to get up early tomorrow How about we try to solve all the world's problems....tonight

I see you have to get up early tomorrow How about we try to solve all the world's problems....tonight  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I see you're starting to heal from that whole break-up thing dreams about getting engaged to your ex

Hey, I see you're starting to heal from that whole break-up thing dreams about getting engaged to your ex  Scumbag Brain

It's silent and a phone is going off with a ringtone you've never heard or had it must be yours

It's silent and a phone is going off with a ringtone you've never heard or had it must be yours  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up at 3:00am Let me tell you a scary story. The setting: your room, right now

Wakes you up at 3:00am Let me tell you a scary story.        The setting: your room, right now  Scumbag Brain

Spends 15 years studying a foreign language Any dumb 3 year old native speaker kid still has a better accent

Spends 15 years studying a foreign language Any dumb 3 year old native speaker kid still has a better accent  Scumbag Brain
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