Scumbag Brain

NEED TO GET THE HOUSE CLEAN FOR GUESTS? LET'S REARRANGE ALL OF THE FURNITURE

NEED TO GET THE HOUSE CLEAN FOR GUESTS? LET'S REARRANGE ALL OF THE FURNITURE  Scumbag Brain

that girl you liked 5 years ago liked something you posted on facebook? here let's re-live every memory and encounter with her you've ever had

that girl you liked 5 years ago liked something you posted on facebook? here let's re-live every memory and encounter with her you've ever had  Scumbag Brain

Remember that stupid thing you did years ago? Yeah, your still a dip shit for doing that dumbass

Remember that stupid thing you did years ago? Yeah, your still a dip shit for doing that

dumbass  Scumbag Brain

Dreams about sex Wake up just as it gets good

Dreams about sex Wake up just as it gets good  Scumbag Brain

I should buy a plastic swimming pool for my dog..... I should get a real pool for myself!.. I should buy a new house with a pool!

I should buy a plastic swimming pool for my dog..... I should get a real pool for myself!.. I should buy a new house with a pool!  Scumbag Brain

Has earned 2 bachelors, a masters, and a doctorate Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

Has earned 2 bachelors, a masters, and a doctorate Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

Knows talking to girls will make you happy gives you too much anxiety to talk to girls

Knows talking to girls will make you happy gives you too much anxiety to talk to girls  Scumbag Brain

able to remember hours of song lyrics can't remember 10 minutes of speech

able to remember hours of song lyrics can't remember 10 minutes of speech  Scumbag Brain

Next page on reddit is loading slowly let's see what's on reddit in the mean time

Next page on reddit is loading slowly let's see what's on reddit in the mean time  Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you're watching a scary movie at work?" "Let's think of every possible way you can die."

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