Scumbag Brain

Realizes you forgot your chapstick at home suddenly needs chapstick worse than ever before

Realizes you forgot your chapstick at home suddenly needs chapstick worse than ever before  Scumbag Brain

thinks about something moderately funny convinces you redditors will find it hilarious

thinks about something moderately funny convinces you redditors will find it hilarious  Scumbag Brain

Like that song? Let me remind you of an embarrassing moment that you associate with it

Like that song? Let me remind you of an embarrassing moment that you associate with it  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to shit Makes your ability to hold it in decrease exponentially the closer you get to a toilet

Knows you have to shit Makes your ability to hold it in decrease exponentially the closer you get to a toilet  Scumbag Brain

it's too cold let's not shower today it's too nice, let's shower forever

it's too cold let's not shower today it's too nice, let's shower forever  Scumbag Brain

Need to sleep "Here, have a fantastic idea that you will need at least 5 hours to work out"

Need to sleep

boyfriend doesn't immediately respond to a text. That's it. He's breaking up with me and doesn't have the guts to say it.

boyfriend doesn't immediately respond to a text. That's it. He's breaking up with me and doesn't have the guts to say it.  Scumbag Brain

You want to be well rested before your interview? It's time to stay up thinking of all the mistakes you've made.

You want to be well rested before your interview? It's time to stay up thinking of all the mistakes you've made.   Scumbag Brain

Excess halloween candy on sale Lets buy 3 bags And eat it all in 3 days.

Excess halloween candy on sale Lets buy 3 bags And eat it all in 3 days.  Scumbag Brain

Man. I hope I'm not dreaming. Hope away, bitch.

Man.  I hope I'm not dreaming. Hope away, bitch.   Scumbag Brain
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