Scumbag Brain

so you're trying to focus on someone talking? Here, let me focus on the act of focusing itself so you can focus better

so you're trying to focus on someone talking? Here, let me focus on the act of focusing itself so you can focus better  Scumbag Brain

Motivates self for grand plans before going to sleep Says fuck it when you wake up

Motivates self for grand plans before going to sleep Says fuck it when you wake up   Scumbag Brain

Let's put that soap you're going to wash your hands with in your mouth.

Let's put that soap you're going to wash your hands with in your mouth.  Scumbag Brain

Finds nothing interesting for entire weekend. 30 minutes before bed: "Hey bro, remember all the cool things you like to do?"

Finds nothing interesting for entire weekend. 30 minutes before bed:

Only sleeps well with lights off reminds you that spiders love the lights off too

Only sleeps well with lights off reminds you that spiders love the lights off too  Scumbag Brain

Has ring sting after a tough poop hey, how about a sudden urge to walk? Caption 3 goes here

Has ring sting after a tough poop hey, how about a sudden urge to walk? Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Finally falling asleep let me remind you of that song you really like

Finally falling asleep let me remind you of that song you really like  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're going to sleep? Let me make some horrifying hallucinations for you

Oh, you're going to sleep? Let me make some horrifying hallucinations for you   Scumbag Brain

rinsing mouth remember what that guy found in his tap water?

rinsing mouth remember what that guy found in his tap water?  Scumbag Brain

Drunk? You should text your ex

Drunk? You should text your ex  Scumbag Brain
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