Scumbag Brain

Takes the time to think out a perfect response to a text. Forgets to send it.

Takes the time to think out a perfect response to a text. Forgets to send it.   Scumbag Brain

Paper that has to be signed by tomorrow? I'll remind you everywhere you go, but not at home

Paper that has to be signed by tomorrow? I'll remind you everywhere you go, but not at home   Scumbag Brain

HEY BRO, SEE you're thinking about asking a question now let's think about all the shit that could go wrong

HEY BRO, SEE you're thinking about asking a question now let's think about all the shit that could go wrong  Scumbag Brain

You've made it all day without a cigarette You should reward yourself with a cigarette

You've made it all day without a cigarette You should reward yourself with a cigarette  Scumbag Brain

So you finally exercised? Let me reward you with the craving of candy!

So you finally exercised? Let me reward you with the craving of candy!  Scumbag Brain

feels successful it hasn't been on reddit in 5 minutes. celebrates by going on reddit.

feels successful it hasn't been on reddit in 5 minutes. celebrates by going on reddit.  Scumbag Brain

While dreaming you play some random made up game makes you mad when you wake up because you lost/made a mistake/woke up before you actually won

While dreaming you play some random made up game makes you mad when you wake up because you lost/made a mistake/woke up before you actually won  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to blow dry your hair? let me just play your ringtone on repeat.

Oh, you're trying to blow dry your hair? let me just play your ringtone on repeat.    Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you have to get up at 5:30am Let me wake you up every hour to look at the alarm clock

Oh, so you have to get up at 5:30am Let me wake you up every hour to look at the alarm clock   Scumbag Brain

Utterly disgusted every time part of toilet is touched Powerful compulsion to bite fingernails on ass-wiping hand.

Utterly disgusted every time part of toilet is touched Powerful compulsion to bite fingernails on ass-wiping hand.     Scumbag Brain
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