Scumbag Brain

I know you had all sorts of plans for your day off... But you've been working hard, so I'm just going to put you to sleep for 18 hours instead, mmkay?

I know you had all sorts of plans for your day off... But you've been working hard, so I'm just going to put you to sleep for 18 hours instead, mmkay?  Scumbag Brain

Over concentrates when talking to hot girl Still manages to fuck it up

Over concentrates  when talking to hot girl Still manages to fuck it up  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro you finished a page of this text book! What was on it again? Lol sorry

Hey bro you finished a page of this text book! What was on it again? Lol sorry  Scumbag Brain

Remember that place you thought the monsters were as a kid? Guess what! They're still there.

Remember that place you thought the monsters were as a kid? Guess what! They're still there.   Scumbag Brain

That girl you like comes over to hang out You coincidentally have to fart

That girl you like comes over to hang out You coincidentally have to fart   Scumbag Brain

Want to stay wake? Makes you tired. Now you want to go to sleep? keeps you awake.

Want to stay wake? Makes you tired. Now you want to go to sleep? keeps you awake.   Scumbag Brain

Instead of sleeping Let's think about all of the things you regret in your life.

Instead of sleeping Let's think about all of the things you regret in your life.   Scumbag Brain

About to climax while fapping hey, remember your family?

About to climax while fapping hey, remember your family?   Scumbag Brain

Takes psychedelic mushrooms for 25th time "This time I'm dying for real"

Takes psychedelic mushrooms for 25th time

Wakes you up after only 3 hours of sleep "Open the thought floodgates. We're not falling asleep again."

Wakes you up after only 3 hours of sleep
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