Scumbag Brain

Mom says throw out the garbage! What did you say? 2 minutes later...

Mom says throw out the garbage! What did you say? 2 minutes later...  Scumbag Brain

Are you almost asleep? How about you go pee then you will be awake for hours! WAIT!

Are you almost asleep?  How about you go pee then you will be awake for hours! WAIT!  Scumbag Brain

Class at 7 AM Contemplating serious life issues at 5 AM. Caption 4 goes here

Class at 7 AM Contemplating serious life issues at 5 AM.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

About to do something in front of people Get a boner

About to do something in front of people Get a boner  Scumbag Brain

Extra sleep because of snow? Bloody nose at 6am

Extra sleep because of snow? Bloody nose at 6am  Scumbag Brain

only reminds you of your stupidity while you're falling asleep

only reminds you of your stupidity while you're falling asleep  Scumbag Brain

Remembers name of everyone from tv Forgets name of person just met

Remembers name of everyone from tv Forgets name of person just met   Scumbag Brain

Knows picking at scab will make it hurt more Creates irresistible urges to pick at it

Knows picking at scab will make it hurt more Creates irresistible urges to pick at it  Scumbag Brain

Given the option of dating a perfectly normal human being or psychopath. Chooses psychopath.

Given the option of dating a perfectly normal human being or psychopath. Chooses psychopath.  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it

Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it  Scumbag Brain
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