Scumbag Brain

Knows you hate black widows Gives you dreams all night where they are swarming your house.

Knows you hate black widows Gives you dreams all night where they are swarming your house.  Scumbag Brain

oh, you finally got some time off from work? let's spend the entire time feeling guilty for not working

oh, you finally got some time off from work? let's spend the entire time feeling guilty for not working  Scumbag Brain

Just woke up from a good nights sleep 2 hours ago? Looks like it's time for a nap

Just woke up from a good nights sleep 2 hours ago? Looks like it's time for a nap  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you dropped a steak knife? Let's try to catch it.

Oh, you dropped a steak knife? Let's try to catch it.  Scumbag Brain

go to sleep early because tomorrow is a big day sorry bro, i have a lot to do tonight

go to sleep early because tomorrow is a big day sorry bro, i have a lot to do tonight  Scumbag Brain

Time to study for a test? Better go text my friend and start a 3 hour conversation

Time to study for a test? Better go text my friend and start a 3 hour conversation  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a cute new girl in bed with you? here. have this spicy-hot, super realistic sex dream with your ex-girlfriend

Oh, you have a cute new girl in bed with you? here. have this spicy-hot, super realistic sex dream with your ex-girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

Nice, warm, shower... Hey! is that your phone ringing!? Just Kidding!

Nice, warm, shower... Hey! is that your phone ringing!? Just Kidding!  Scumbag Brain

You're currently giving a presentation to the class? Here, let me clear your mind by erasing your train of thought while you present

You're currently giving a presentation to the class? Here, let me clear your mind by erasing your train of thought while you present  Scumbag Brain

Lets take a 2 minute nap 7 hours

Lets take a 2 minute nap 7 hours   Scumbag Brain
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