Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know how you're looking at an album on iTunes that you don't really like? Click the Buy button

Hey, you know how you're looking at an album on iTunes that you don't really like? Click the Buy button  Scumbag Brain

I'm going to give you a dream about wetting your pants in public. Only then do you have my permission to get up to pee.

I'm going to give you a dream about wetting your pants in public.  Only then do you have my permission to get up to pee.   Scumbag Brain

Have to get up at 10am for first class Let me sing you this song you hate until six in the morning.

Have to get up at 10am for first class Let me sing you this song you hate until six in the morning.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember your ex? YOU MISS HER NOW. FUCK YOU.

Hey, remember your ex? YOU MISS HER NOW. FUCK YOU.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're on Reddit with you're family around? Click on that NSFW pic

Oh, you're on Reddit with you're family around? Click on that NSFW pic  Scumbag Brain

8am class tomorrow? Now's a good time to rearrange your bedroom

8am class tomorrow? Now's a good time to rearrange your bedroom  Scumbag Brain

Oh it's the weekend? How's waking up at 7:30 sound?

Oh it's the weekend? How's waking up at 7:30 sound?  Scumbag Brain

Oh, time to dance? Sobers up immediately

Oh, time to dance? Sobers up immediately  Scumbag Brain

Great shower lets take a shit

Great shower lets take a shit  Scumbag Brain

have friday off; no work, no kids wakes you up at 5:00am anyway

have friday off; no work, no kids wakes you up at 5:00am anyway  Scumbag Brain
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