Scumbag Brain

looking for something important? how about i remind you about all the times you found it before and didn't need it?

looking for something important? how about i remind you about all the times you found it before and didn't need it?  Scumbag Brain

SO not answering calls or texts Lets imagine both horrible accidents and cheating as causes

SO not answering calls or texts Lets imagine both horrible accidents and cheating as causes  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're depressed and have been crying all day? Dead babies

Oh you're depressed and have been crying all day? Dead babies  Scumbag Brain

Is responsible for miserable feelings, Diverts blame to the heart.

Is responsible for miserable feelings, Diverts blame to the heart.   Scumbag Brain

Drinks until 6 am Let's get up at 8

Drinks until 6 am Let's get up at 8  Scumbag Brain

Has great idea for cakeday post every other day of the year Can't remember anything when cakeday actually comes

Has great idea for cakeday post every other day of the year Can't remember anything when cakeday actually comes  Scumbag Brain

Finals are coming up Now is a good time to start a Walking Dead marathon

Finals are coming up Now is a good time to start a Walking Dead marathon  Scumbag Brain

Tons of food in front of me, not hungry No food in sight, starving

Tons of food in front of me, not hungry No food in sight, starving  Scumbag Brain

You are full of potential J/K LOL Kill yourself!

You are full of potential J/K LOL Kill yourself!  Scumbag Brain

Friend calls and says his pap died right before you go to sleep wake up and think "cemetery gates is a good funeral ringtone"

Friend calls and says his pap
died right before you go to sleep wake up and think
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