Scumbag Brain

You went for a 5 minute run earlier Now you can eat as much crap as you want

You went for a 5 minute run earlier Now you can eat as much crap as you want  Scumbag Brain

gleefully withstands heavy drinking until 2am convinces you that finishing the night up with a bag of white castle is good idea

gleefully withstands heavy drinking until 2am convinces you that finishing the night up with a bag of white castle is good idea  Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you have a really bad sore throat? Better check those saliva glands.

Oh, so you have a really bad sore throat? Better check those saliva glands.   Scumbag Brain

Smart enough to remind you to DVR your favorite shows Dumb enough to forget to fast forward through commercials

Smart enough to remind you to DVR your favorite shows
 Dumb enough to forget to fast forward through commercials    Scumbag Brain

comes up with an awesome comebacks five days after an argument

comes up with an awesome comebacks five days after an argument    Scumbag Brain

The Exorcist? Meh. HOLY SHIT A CLOSED SHOWER CURTAIN!!!

The Exorcist? Meh. HOLY SHIT A CLOSED SHOWER CURTAIN!!!  Scumbag Brain

KNOWS TRYING TO HOLD BACK A SNEEZE WILL MAKE A WEIRD NOISE. MAYBE THAT WILL WORK

KNOWS TRYING TO HOLD BACK A SNEEZE WILL MAKE A WEIRD NOISE. MAYBE THAT WILL WORK  Scumbag Brain

Needs to sleep early for the first day of school Forgets how to sleep

Needs to sleep early for the first day of school  Forgets how to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Isn't sleepy when not doing homework Is sleepy while doing homework.

Isn't sleepy when not doing homework Is sleepy while doing homework.   Scumbag Brain

under water for too long and need to breathe? Fish can breathe underwater, you're better than a fish right?

under water for too long and need to breathe? Fish can breathe underwater, you're better than a fish right?  Scumbag Brain
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