Scumbag Brain

You took a shower 15 minutes ago, right? I guess now is a good time to open the floodgates

You took a shower 15 minutes ago, right? I guess now is a good time to open the floodgates   Scumbag Brain

Homework due tomorrow have you noticed how untidy the house is?

Homework due tomorrow have you noticed how untidy the house is?   Scumbag Brain

Finally falling asleep EVERYTHING itches!

Finally falling asleep EVERYTHING itches!   Scumbag Brain

just had a four hour drive after visiting your friend at college? here's a list of all the shit you forgot there and can't get back for two weeks

just had a four hour drive after visiting your friend at college? here's a list of all the shit you forgot there and can't get back for two weeks  Scumbag Brain

Wow, that's a pretty low shoulder. Let's imagine you careening off it into that bank.

Wow, that's a pretty low shoulder. Let's imagine you careening off it into that bank.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in a hurry? I'll play a slow song for you

Oh, you're in a hurry? I'll play a slow song for you  Scumbag Brain

Hey, your're comfortable and almost asleep? Too bad your face itches

Hey, your're comfortable and almost asleep? Too bad your face itches  Scumbag Brain

Oh you finally went on your vacation? Lets shut down your immunesystem for a week

Oh you finally went on your vacation? Lets shut down your immunesystem for a week  Scumbag Brain

"This stupid ass post will surely get most of your hard earned karma taken away... ... I think it's a good idea for you to go ahead and post it!"

can remember hundreds of part numbers off the top of your head draws a blank when writing the date

can remember hundreds of part numbers off the top of your head draws a blank when writing the date  Scumbag Brain
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