Scumbag Brain

Dude this is a dark hallway... You know what would be hilarious? What if Slenderman was right behind you?

Dude this is a dark hallway... You know what would be hilarious? What if Slenderman was right behind you?  Scumbag Brain

Don't go to sleep! Be Excited! Its Christmas EVE buddy! Oh, right i forgot were jewish.

Don't go to sleep! Be Excited! Its Christmas EVE buddy! Oh, right i forgot
were jewish.    Scumbag Brain

you just touched something that surely stinks? let's smell it again just to make sure

you just touched something that surely stinks? let's smell it again just to make sure  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're almost asleep? Cool, now that you're awake, let's sing Bob the builder for 3 hours Lets try ice skating

Oh you're almost asleep? Cool, now that you're awake, let's sing Bob the builder for 3 hours Lets try ice skating  Scumbag Brain

Finally starting to get over the ex girlfriend lets dream about her cheating on you

Finally starting to get over the ex girlfriend lets dream about her cheating on you  Scumbag Brain

Resolves to make tons of positive lifestyle changes in order to procrastinate at 1 AM

Resolves to make tons of positive lifestyle changes in order to procrastinate at 1 AM  Scumbag Brain

first class is at noon? fuck you, you're waking up at 7:15

first class is at noon? fuck you, you're waking up at 7:15  Scumbag Brain

Oh yea, dude, I forgot to tell you You have to shit. Now.

Oh yea, dude, I forgot to tell you You have to shit. Now.  Scumbag Brain

You know what goes well with salad? pizza.

You know what goes well with salad? pizza.  Scumbag Brain

Class is over and you have to get up now? Here's an erection

Class is over and you have to get up now? Here's an erection   Scumbag Brain
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