Scumbag Brain

we have way too much snot better make more snot

we have way too much snot better make more snot  Scumbag Brain

sometimes my sleep pattern is messed up

sometimes my sleep pattern is messed up  Scumbag Brain

Considers Good Guy Greg as only a friend Finds Scumbag Steve attractive

Considers Good Guy Greg as only a friend Finds Scumbag Steve attractive  Scumbag Brain

You weren't actually lying? Better giggle and turn red so we make sure they know you weren't.

You weren't actually lying? Better giggle and turn red so we make sure they know you weren't.  Scumbag Brain

Moment of silence? Here's something hilarious to end that nonsense

Moment of silence? Here's something hilarious to end that nonsense   Scumbag Brain

Heard someone say they have to use the bathroom Now I do too

Heard someone say they have to use the bathroom Now I do too  Scumbag Brain

Makes homework so excruciating you don't hand it in on time funnest shit ever once the due date passes

Makes homework so excruciating you don't hand it in on time funnest shit ever once the due date passes  Scumbag Brain

WHAT IF SOMEONE SPAT IN THAT BIG MAC YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT? YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT THAT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE EATING IT AND NOT ENJOY IT AT ALL

WHAT IF SOMEONE SPAT IN THAT BIG MAC YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT? YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT THAT THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE EATING IT AND NOT ENJOY IT AT ALL  Scumbag Brain

That French Fry is too hot to hold? PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

That French Fry is too hot to hold? PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH  Scumbag Brain

"skip the shower, go to bed early" lay awake all night feeling unclean

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