Scumbag Brain

You see that cute girl that's blatantly into you? you should totally fall for her unavailable friend

You see that cute girl that's blatantly into you? you should totally fall for her unavailable friend   Scumbag Brain

Super nervous about embarrassing yourself in front of a lot of people Faints

Super nervous about embarrassing yourself in front of a lot of people Faints  Scumbag Brain

Having trouble falling asleep? Lets think about all the regrets you had in life

Having trouble falling asleep? Lets think about all the regrets you had in life  Scumbag Brain

Oh you woke up in the middle of the night to piss? Better give you a boner that won't go away

Oh you woke up in the middle of the night to piss? Better give you a boner that won't go away  Scumbag Brain

Gives you the taste of salt when you shake an invisble salt shaker in your mouth Doesn't let you taste anything sweet

Gives you the taste of salt when you shake an invisble salt shaker in your mouth Doesn't let you taste anything sweet  Scumbag Brain

FUCK. PANIC. WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR PHONE?! LOLZ JUST KIDDING YOU'RE ON THE PHONE DUMBASS

FUCK. PANIC. WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR PHONE?! LOLZ JUST KIDDING YOU'RE ON THE PHONE DUMBASS  Scumbag Brain

Did you lock your car doors? Better click the lock button 30 times.

Did you lock your car doors? Better click the lock button 30 times.   Scumbag Brain

We're out of toilet paper? You mean we CAN'T go the bathroom? Well fuck you, because now we have to.

We're out of toilet paper? You mean we CAN'T go the bathroom? Well fuck you, because now we have to.   Scumbag Brain

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around 1 Am

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around 1 Am  Scumbag Brain

1 week old Reddit user. Fitful sleep several nights. dreaming I am browsing reddit. reprogramming complete! addicted to reddit.

1 week old Reddit user.
 Fitful sleep several nights. dreaming I am browsing reddit.  reprogramming complete!   addicted to reddit.  Scumbag Brain
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