Scumbag Brain

Gets a rush out of visiting non-English-speaking countries. Is terrified of writing cover letters and having job interviews.

Gets a rush out of visiting non-English-speaking countries. Is terrified of writing cover letters and having job interviews.   Scumbag Brain

Hey man I see your lips are getting a little chapped Let's tear the fuckers off

Hey man I see your lips are getting a little chapped Let's tear the fuckers off  Scumbag Brain

Remembers what you want to forget Forgets what you want to remember

Remembers what you want to forget Forgets what you want to remember  Scumbag Brain

Toilet clogged? Maybe flushing again will help.

Toilet clogged? Maybe flushing again will help.  Scumbag Brain

that cute girl that likes you is at work today right? Let's be moody and down for no apparent reason

that cute girl that likes you is at work today right? Let's be moody and down for no apparent reason  Scumbag Brain

Fall asleep with the light on. GO turn it off. Wide awake

Fall asleep with the light on. GO turn it off. Wide awake  Scumbag Brain

Take the stairs 2 at a time? 3 at a time it is

Take the stairs 2 at a time? 3 at a time it is  Scumbag Brain

3 hour break between classes to sleep can't fall sleep until class starts, then can't stay awake

3 hour break between classes to sleep can't fall sleep until class starts, then can't stay awake  Scumbag Brain

remember your ex that we've been over for a while now wasn't she awesome

remember your ex that we've been over for a while now wasn't she awesome  Scumbag Brain

WANT TO KNOW THAT NAME ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE? I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU WHEN IT'S NO LONGER RELEVANT

WANT TO KNOW THAT NAME ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE? I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU WHEN IT'S NO LONGER RELEVANT  Scumbag Brain
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