Scumbag Brain

If you had any of these about you You'll head over to skills4work.net and book yourself in now! Caption 4 goes here

If you had any of these about you You'll head over to skills4work.net and book yourself in now!  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

"Hey brain, remind me to put clothes in dryer before bed." Doesn't

Tells you that you're in love knows it's only dopamine, serotonin, norepinephrine, oxytocin, and vasopressin.

Tells you that you're in love knows it's only dopamine, serotonin, norepinephrine, oxytocin, and vasopressin.  Scumbag Brain

Found it! The thing you lost while Waldaguarding

Found it! The thing you lost while Waldaguarding  Scumbag Brain

Surfing reddit: comfortable for five hours Doing homework: have to shit every five minutes

Surfing reddit: comfortable for five hours Doing homework: have to shit every five minutes   Scumbag Brain

REMEMBERS LAST TIME YOU STUBBED YOUR TOE STUBS EXACT SAME TOE

REMEMBERS LAST TIME YOU STUBBED YOUR TOE STUBS EXACT SAME TOE  Scumbag Brain

sneeze while you pee

sneeze while you pee  Scumbag Brain

Go to bed with pleasant thoughts dream up more fucked up shit than any horror movie it has seen

Go to bed with pleasant thoughts dream up more fucked up shit than any horror movie it has seen  Scumbag Brain

when life gives you lemons... let them rot

when life gives you lemons... let them rot  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have work in the morning keeps you awake until 5 AM

Knows you have work in the morning keeps you awake until 5 AM  Scumbag Brain
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