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Scumbag Brain

Deletes scumbag's contact info so can't make a drunken mistake and call him Remembers his email while drunk

Deletes scumbag's contact info so can't make a drunken mistake and call him Remembers his email while drunk Scumbag Brain
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remembers every actor in Reservoir dogs and their color can't remember name of someone met five minutes ago

remembers every actor in Reservoir dogs and their color can't remember name of someone met five minutes ago Scumbag Brain
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Walks into room "What am I doing here?"

Walks into room
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Knows you're already dehydrated at bedtime Makes you soak your entire pillow in drool all night

Knows you're already dehydrated at bedtime Makes you soak your entire pillow in drool all night Scumbag Brain
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Oh, you want to sleep? Lets contemplate death instead.

Oh, you want to sleep? Lets contemplate death instead. Scumbag Brain
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Went to bathroom to wash hands Demands to pee as soon as you're done

Went to bathroom to wash hands Demands to pee as soon as you're done Scumbag Brain
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Oh you wanted to sleep? I though you wanted to remember every scary movie you've ever seen

Oh you wanted to sleep? I though you wanted to remember every scary movie you've ever seen Scumbag Brain
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8 month old daughter at home, dream about monitor going off at night... wake up anyway, to complete silence.

8 month old daughter at home, dream about monitor going off at night... wake up anyway, to complete silence. Scumbag Brain
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comes up with a great reddit post before going to bed forgets it in the morning

comes up with a great reddit post before going to bed forgets it in the morning Scumbag Brain
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There is only one sip of water left in your water bottle? I think I'll make you choke on it.

There is only one sip of water left in your water bottle? I think I'll make you choke on it. Scumbag Brain
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