Scumbag Brain

oh you are getting a haircut? heres that funny thing you forgot about

oh you are getting a haircut? heres that funny thing you forgot about  Scumbag Brain

That was a great 15 minute session at the gym must reward yourself with mountains of chocolate

That was a great 15 minute session at the gym must reward yourself with mountains of chocolate  Scumbag Brain

Gives you the desire to masturbate Makes you feel remorse afterwords

Gives you the desire to masturbate Makes you feel remorse afterwords  Scumbag Brain

practices hard for music jury while playing for jury decides its the perfect time to forget how to play the piece

practices hard for music jury  while playing for jury decides its the perfect time to forget how to play the piece  Scumbag Brain

Sees reddit: "I ignored an ingrown toenail for a year and a half, because it'll get better eventually [IMG]" DECIDES TO CLICK IT

Sees reddit:

know that girl you like? lets just stare at her and say nothing

know that girl you like? lets just stare at her and say nothing  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're sick and you can't sleep? Take some medicine, that should put you right to bed. Jk, I hear there's a Cosby marathon on tv. Let's do that instead.

Oh, you're sick and you can't sleep? Take some medicine, that should put you right to bed.  Jk, I hear there's a Cosby marathon on tv. Let's do that instead.   Scumbag Brain

Lets look at your poop after taking a shit now imagine what can fit up your asshole

Lets look at your poop after taking a shit now imagine what can fit up your asshole   Scumbag Brain

work 13 hour night shift - can barely stay awake. go to bed - cant sleep.

work 13 hour night shift - can barely stay awake. go to bed - cant sleep.  Scumbag Brain

you look really tired. here. dream about not being able to go to sleep.

you look really tired. here. dream about not being able to go to sleep.  Scumbag Brain
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