Scumbag Brain

Dude, why did you come into this room? Just leave now. just kidding now i remember

Dude, why did you come into this room? Just leave now. just kidding now i remember  Scumbag Brain

hey its saturday and your birthday better get up at 6:30 no need to sleep in

hey its saturday and your birthday better get up at 6:30 no need to sleep in   Scumbag Brain

That coworker who reminds you of your mom is leaving for the day? Make sure to say "Good by, love you."

That coworker who reminds you of your mom is leaving for the day? Make sure to say

Oh, sorry I'm late bro But here's all that information you needed for that test you had last period

Oh, sorry I'm late bro But here's all that information you needed for that test you had last period   Scumbag Brain

Incredibly anxious? let's be an irritable fuck to everyone we know who could help with that.

Incredibly anxious? let's be an irritable fuck to everyone we know who could help with that.  Scumbag Brain

I know you don't like public speaking So I'll make you stutter throughout your entire speech

I know you don't like public speaking So I'll make you stutter throughout your entire speech   Scumbag Brain

you're nervous and are sweating profusely? try holding back this poop

you're nervous and are sweating profusely? try holding back this poop  Scumbag Brain

Brain releases Oxytocin to induce loving feelings. Make me a sandwhich.

Brain releases Oxytocin to induce loving feelings. Make me a sandwhich.   Scumbag Brain

In middle of final exam "Boy, do I have the funniest joke for you!" Caption 4 goes here

In middle of final exam

Oh, you see an ugly person with the same hair and eye color as you? Yea bro, That's how you're going to look when you get older.

Oh, you see an ugly person with the same hair and eye color as you? Yea bro, That's how you're going to look when you get older.   Scumbag Brain
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