Scumbag Brain

oh, you about to eat a banana lets pretend it's a dick

oh, you about to eat a banana lets pretend it's a dick  Scumbag Brain

You're trying to sleep? Time to think about all of the terrible things that could happen while you're alone in the apartment.

You're trying to sleep? Time to think about all of the terrible things that could happen while you're alone in the apartment.   Scumbag Brain

dream about screamng wake up shouting at your parents

dream about screamng wake up shouting at your parents  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you hear those creaks in your house late at night? WEll, time to think your haunted.

Hey, you hear those creaks in your house late at night? WEll, time to think your haunted.  Scumbag Brain

knows all topics in the oral exam Lets play "I don't know anything"

knows all topics in the oral exam Lets play

Remember when you explicitly told yourself not to lock your keys in your truck? I don't

Remember when you explicitly told yourself not to lock your keys in your truck? I don't   Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend breaks up with you Still Thinks about her daily, 3 months after the fact

Girlfriend breaks up with you Still Thinks about her daily, 3 months after the fact  Scumbag Brain

Try not to think about breathing Thinks about breathing. now breathing weird and can't sleep

Try not to think about breathing Thinks about breathing. now breathing weird and can't sleep  Scumbag Brain

Hey you just met that person Whoops, forgot their name

Hey you just met that person Whoops, forgot their name  Scumbag Brain

Instead of being happy about all the people who did wish you happy birthday Why don't you focus on the one person who didn't?

Instead of being happy about all the people who did wish you happy birthday Why don't you focus on the one person who didn't?   Scumbag Brain
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