Scumbag Brain

Tells you you're hungry Makes you eat until you hate yourself

Tells you you're hungry Makes you eat until you hate yourself   Scumbag Brain

Nice! that cutie just asked for your number! LOL, hell if I know it.

Nice! that cutie just asked for your number! LOL, hell if I know it.  Scumbag Brain

thinks about something moderately funny convinces you redditors will find it hilarious too

thinks about something moderately funny convinces you redditors will find it hilarious too  Scumbag Brain

family dinner? wearing sweatpants? about to get up? here's a boner

family dinner? wearing sweatpants? about to get up? here's a boner  Scumbag Brain

She's a lesbian? Better fall in love with her.

She's a lesbian? Better fall in love with her.  Scumbag Brain

Tells itself not to think about ex lies in bed for 2 hours thinking about ex before falling asleep

Tells itself not to think about ex lies in bed for 2 hours thinking about ex before falling asleep  Scumbag Brain

Know's how your recent ex behaves when she's single. Gives you tons of dreams about all the drunken hookups she'll be having in the next few weeks.

Know's how your recent ex behaves when she's single.  Gives you tons of dreams about all the drunken hookups she'll be having in the next few weeks.   Scumbag Brain

Hey, this solution works really well! Lets try it this way instead!

Hey, this solution works really well! Lets try it this way instead!  Scumbag Brain

Knows that you're taking a test "Hey remember that one time when"

Knows that you're taking a test

While up: "Bro, you're tired. Get some sleep." In bed: LOL JK

While up:
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