Scumbag Brain

doesn't grab anything with non-dominant hand until it has stitches

doesn't grab anything with non-dominant hand until it has stitches  Scumbag Brain

Creates an awesome dream for you Forgets it as soon as you sit up

Creates an awesome dream for you Forgets it as soon as you sit up  Scumbag Brain

Sure leave the water tap on, I'll remind you Reminds you an hour later

Sure leave the water tap on, I'll remind you Reminds you an hour later   Scumbag Brain

Last day before essay is due? Have not started yet? That table looks dirty.

Last day before essay is due? Have not started yet? That table looks dirty.  Scumbag Brain

You're sitting next to a Beautiful girl. You need to fart. Like right now.

You're sitting next to a Beautiful girl. You need to fart.
Like right now.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you just met a girl while walking home, and made out with her on the ride back to your place? Just get out of the car, and say goodbye, what else would you need to do?

Oh you just met a girl while walking home, and made out with her on the ride back to your place? Just get out of the car, and say goodbye, what else would you need to do?  Scumbag Brain

Find amazing song Let's listen to it on repeat till we hate it

Find amazing song Let's listen to it on repeat till we hate it  Scumbag Brain

Opens new tab Lets see what's on reddit bro

Opens new tab Lets see what's on reddit bro   Scumbag Brain

See a car coming at night Probably a drive-By

See a car coming at night Probably a drive-By  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you got woken up early once this week and took a nap to recover? hope you like your new sleep cycle, because it's forever mother fucker

Oh, you got woken up early once this week and took a nap to recover? hope you like your new sleep cycle, because it's forever mother fucker  Scumbag Brain
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