Scumbag Brain

Brings fond memories of ex to forefront of conscience on the eve of her wedding

Brings fond memories of ex to forefront of conscience on the eve of her wedding  Scumbag Brain

You set down something important? I'll make sure you never remember where you put it

You set down something important? I'll make sure you never remember where you put it  Scumbag Brain

you should totally eat the whole ben and jerry's tub it'll make you feel better

you should totally eat the whole ben and jerry's tub it'll make you feel better   Scumbag Brain

oh, you're trying to forget about a girl? Allow me to flood your mind with her image everytime you close your eyes.

oh, you're trying to forget about a girl? Allow me to flood your mind with her image everytime you close your eyes.  Scumbag Brain

FIRST CAKEDAY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO POST

FIRST CAKEDAY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO POST    Scumbag Brain

Ohh you're about to wake to go pee? Gives you a raging boner

Ohh you're about to wake to go pee? Gives you a raging boner  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't remember dream all summer Wakes you up with nightmares every night for a week before your MCAT

Doesn't remember dream all summer Wakes you up with nightmares every night for a week before your MCAT  Scumbag Brain

Sees you're dying Can't remember how to save you

Sees you're dying Can't remember how to save you  Scumbag Brain

Start to daze off at work Imagines what a co-worker looks like during sex

Start to daze off at work Imagines what a co-worker looks like during sex  Scumbag Brain

Is afraid of Falling Makes you dizzy

Is afraid of Falling Makes you dizzy   Scumbag Brain
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