Scumbag Brain

Bro, see that button that says "do not press"? Here's an insatiable urge to press it.

Bro, see that button that says

Oh, you're bored and home alone? FAP TIME!!

Oh, you're bored and home alone? FAP TIME!!   Scumbag Brain

Falls asleep during important lesson. Stays wide awake during random chatter.

Falls asleep during important lesson. Stays wide awake during random chatter.  Scumbag Brain

Sit down to knock out some teidous work on the computer Once you get all logged in and started, you will need to urninate urgently

Sit down to knock out some teidous work on the computer  Once you get all logged in and started, you will need to urninate urgently   Scumbag Brain

Holy shit you lost your phone! Nevermind it's in your hand

Holy shit you lost your phone! Nevermind it's in your hand   Scumbag Brain

I realy need to send this email... "Hey, why don't you go on Reddit instead?"

I realy need to send this email...

r/WTF? NSFW? Click it.

r/WTF? NSFW? Click it.  Scumbag Brain

The most complex structure in the universe capable of higher order functioning, reasoning and empathy Laughs at funeral

The most complex structure in the universe capable of higher order functioning, reasoning and empathy Laughs at funeral  Scumbag Brain

You have President's Day off? Great time for a headache

You have President's Day off? Great time for a headache  Scumbag Brain

"You did really well on that test." ACTUALLY DID HORRIBLY.

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