Scumbag Brain

Asks you a question in dream Gives you the wrong answer

Asks you a question in dream Gives you the wrong answer  Scumbag Brain

Hm, this smells terrible You should keep smelling it.

Hm, this smells terrible You should keep smelling it.   Scumbag Brain

Remembers leaving something in house at last minute while driving away from house Leaves keys in running car when house is clearly locked.

Remembers leaving something in house at last minute while driving away from house Leaves keys in running car when house is clearly locked.     Scumbag Brain

How many heavy books and papers can I fit in here? Gotta love studying for a statistics exam!

How many heavy books and papers can I fit in here? Gotta love studying for a statistics exam!  Scumbag Brain

Just had an orgasm Nap time

Just had an orgasm Nap time   Scumbag Brain

WANTS TO POOP WHILE TAKING TEST DOESNT WANT TO AFTER YOU TURN IT IN

WANTS TO POOP WHILE TAKING TEST DOESNT WANT TO AFTER YOU TURN IT IN   Scumbag Brain

No, nothing in the fridge looks good. Close the door. Hey, let's see what's in the fridge.

No, nothing in the fridge looks good.  Close the door. Hey, let's see what's in the fridge.   Scumbag Brain

Can't remember dates for history homework Remembers the names for all the Touhou characters

Can't remember dates for history homework Remembers the names for all the Touhou characters  Scumbag Brain

Dreamed you was having sex Woke up

Dreamed you was having sex Woke up  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're tired from being on the computer... How about I make you lie in bed wide awake... how does that sound

Oh you're tired from being on the computer... How about I make you lie in bed wide awake... how does that sound   Scumbag Brain
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