Scumbag Brain

Remembers how many days there are in a year forgets what day it is

Remembers how many days there are in a year forgets what day it is  Scumbag Brain

I THOUGHT THEN I BECAME AWARE

I THOUGHT  THEN  I  BECAME  AWARE  Scumbag Brain

Talk to cute girl for the first time Hey bro, you should fart!

Talk to cute girl for the first time Hey bro, you should fart!   Scumbag Brain

Knows girl only wants to be friends. "Hey, you should fall in love with her."

Knows girl only wants to be friends.

Thinks of hilarious meme about how he always forgets things forgets it Caption 4 goes here

Thinks of hilarious meme about how he always forgets things forgets it  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Ready for bed? GOOD! Cuz I wanna think about fighting people you hate.

Ready for bed? GOOD! Cuz I wanna think about fighting people you hate.   Scumbag Brain

Work out to stay in good shape smoke weed and cigarettes the rest of the day to relax

Work out to stay in good shape smoke weed and cigarettes the rest of the day to relax  Scumbag Brain

Egg McMuffins taste SOOOOO GOOD God you're a despicable fatty! *OM NOM NOM NOM*

Egg McMuffins taste SOOOOO GOOD God you're a despicable fatty! *OM NOM NOM NOM*  Scumbag Brain

Making you look everywhere for the remote control. Doesn't tell you that you're holding it in your hand.

Making you look everywhere for the remote control. Doesn't tell you that you're holding it in your hand.  Scumbag Brain

Understands reason, logic and STILL PONDERS THE CREDULITY OF TALKING SNAKES FOSSILS

Understands reason, logic and STILL PONDERS THE CREDULITY OF TALKING SNAKES FOSSILS  Scumbag Brain
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