Scumbag Brain

Gives you the opportunity to have sex with a very attractive girl. Makes your penis as useless as a wet noodle.

Gives you the opportunity to have sex with a very attractive girl.  Makes your penis as useless as a wet noodle.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you finished your homework early enough to get a decent amount of sleep? Let's just check reddit a few more times before bed to make sure nothing's changed

Oh, you finished your homework early enough to get a decent amount of sleep? Let's just check reddit a few more times before bed to make sure nothing's changed  Scumbag Brain

What's that, you've been hungry for a while? Let's make you nauseous, since that always makes you want to eat.

What's that, you've been hungry for a while? Let's make you nauseous, since that always makes you want to eat.  Scumbag Brain

That looks disgusting I dare you to put it in your mouth

That looks disgusting I dare you to put it in your mouth  Scumbag Brain

Can dream about literally anything you want dreams about doing homework for a class you aren't in Caption 4 goes here

Can dream about literally anything you want dreams about doing homework for a class you aren't in  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

in Desperate need of gas at the gas station? Lets take the long way

in Desperate need of gas at the gas station? Lets take the long way  Scumbag Brain

GIRL SAYS SHE CAN'T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW. SHE'S THE ONE

GIRL SAYS SHE CAN'T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW. SHE'S THE ONE   Scumbag Brain

Hey, I know you need to be silent during this funeral... But let's make you choke on your own spit and have a coughing fit.

Hey, I know you need to be silent during this funeral... But let's make you choke on your own spit and have a coughing fit.  Scumbag Brain

Marshmallow catches fire and fall off of the stick? Why dont we grab it while its still burning?

Marshmallow catches fire and fall off of the stick? Why dont we grab it while its still burning?  Scumbag Brain

Hey, wake up i gotta pee. Oh, you wanted to go back to sleep? nah.

Hey, wake up i gotta pee. Oh, you wanted to go back to sleep? nah.  Scumbag Brain
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