Scumbag Brain

OH, YOU HAVE 8 ESSAYS TO WRITE IN TWO DAYS? LET'S NOT START UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT.

OH, YOU HAVE 8 ESSAYS TO WRITE IN TWO DAYS? LET'S NOT START UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you found that one guy that finally makes you happy? Let me remind you of your depression.

Oh, you found that one guy that finally makes you happy? Let me remind you of your depression.   Scumbag Brain

Hey bro you wanted to do something in a few seconds? don't worry i'll just store it here with your baby memories that way you won't forget about it

Hey bro you wanted to do something in a few seconds? don't worry i'll just store it here with your baby memories that way you won't forget about it  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that think you applied for and really, really want? Let's have a dream that you got it. APRIL FOOL'S.

Hey, you know that think you applied for and really, really want? Let's have a dream that you got it.  APRIL FOOL'S.  Scumbag Brain

Trouble figuring out a work problem? Try browsing reddit for a few hours

Trouble figuring out a work problem? Try browsing reddit for a few hours  Scumbag Brain

5 minutes into an important 2 hour meeting Sudden Explosive Diarrhea

5 minutes into an important 2 hour meeting Sudden Explosive Diarrhea   Scumbag Brain

Forgets about the spider in your house Remembers it right before you are about to go to sleep

Forgets about the spider in your house Remembers it right before you are about to go to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend tells you about her past sex life Cool, let me go ahead and imagine that foursome in vivid detail for you

Girlfriend tells you about her past sex life Cool, let me go ahead and imagine that foursome in vivid detail for you  Scumbag Brain

SO YOUR HAVING THE MOST AWESOME DREAM EVER, MIXING LOTR, HARRY POTTER AND STAR WARS? WELL LETS RATHER DREAM ABOUT TWO GUYS SHITTING IN EACH OTHERS MOUTH

SO YOUR HAVING THE MOST AWESOME DREAM EVER, MIXING LOTR, HARRY POTTER AND STAR WARS? WELL LETS RATHER DREAM ABOUT TWO GUYS SHITTING IN EACH OTHERS MOUTH  Scumbag Brain

These peanuts are making me thirsty Better eat more

These peanuts are making me thirsty Better eat more   Scumbag Brain
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