Scumbag Brain

has a caring, beautiful and devoted girl friend for eight years only appreciates it AFTER she leaves

has a caring, beautiful and devoted girl friend for eight years only appreciates it AFTER she leaves  Scumbag Brain

WOW, THOSE BUGS LOOK PRETTY DISGUSTING AND CREEPY HEY, MAN, ARE YOU FEELING ITCHY?

WOW, THOSE BUGS LOOK PRETTY DISGUSTING AND CREEPY HEY, MAN, ARE YOU FEELING ITCHY?  Scumbag Brain

oh Is this the sad part at the end of a two hour movie? time to yawn so your eyes water and you look like a vagina

oh Is this the sad part at the end of a two hour movie? time to yawn so your eyes water and you look like a vagina  Scumbag Brain

What's the perfect food for when it's freezing cold? Ice cream

What's the perfect food for when it's freezing cold? Ice cream  Scumbag Brain

Needs to go back to sleep Starts thinking about anything and everything

Needs to go back to sleep  Starts thinking about anything and everything  Scumbag Brain

Can't fall asleep because of all the images going through your head? images are like photographs. Photograph is the name of a song by Nickelback. It starts like this...

Can't fall asleep because of all the images going through your head? images are like photographs. Photograph is the name of a song by Nickelback. It starts like this...  Scumbag Brain

Texts perfectly Leaves a typo in resume

Texts perfectly Leaves a typo in resume  Scumbag Brain

Train leaves in 30 minutes and station is a 5 minute walk away You're going to miss it if you don't leave right this minute

Train leaves in 30 minutes and station is a 5 minute walk away You're going to miss it if you don't leave right this minute   Scumbag Brain

This girl is the last thing you need in your life So let's keep thinking about her!

This girl is the last thing you need in your life So let's keep thinking about her!  Scumbag Brain

Is that a speck of dust or pollen? BETTER MAKE YOU SNEEZE AND OBSCURE YOUR VISION FOR HOURS JUST TO BE SURE

Is that a speck of dust or pollen? BETTER MAKE YOU SNEEZE AND OBSCURE YOUR VISION FOR HOURS JUST TO BE SURE  Scumbag Brain
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