Scumbag Brain

Oh, your entire face is numb? How about we bite your tongue really hard

Oh, your entire face is numb? How about we bite your tongue really hard  Scumbag Brain

Won't let you fall asleep until 5:00am Wakes you up at 9:30am

Won't let you fall asleep until 5:00am Wakes you up at 9:30am  Scumbag Brain

Awesome! You finally found someone who makes you feel good about yourself! You should definitely ask them why. Might be a trap.

Awesome! You finally found someone who makes you feel good about yourself! You should definitely ask them why. Might be a trap.  Scumbag Brain

Let's spend all day at work struggling to stay awake. But don't fall asleep when you go to bed so we can do it again tomorrow.

Let's spend all day at work struggling to stay awake. But don't fall asleep when you go to bed so we can do it again tomorrow.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you feel something in your shoe? It's probably just a spider, bro

Oh, you feel something in your shoe? It's probably just a spider, bro  Scumbag Brain

No work tomorrow Falls asleep at 9:30

No work tomorrow Falls asleep at 9:30  Scumbag Brain

only practice? Let's play it perfectly. Playing in front of class? Let's screw up a dozen times.

only practice? Let's play it perfectly. Playing in front of class? Let's screw up a dozen times.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you just got dumped last weekend? Let me give you reoccurring dreams of you with your ex

Oh you just got dumped last weekend? Let me give you reoccurring dreams of you with your ex   Scumbag Brain

Look, the bank account is nearly empty. Better not buy anything unnecessary Bored at work, better browse some daily deal websites

Look, the bank account is nearly empty.  Better not buy anything unnecessary Bored at work, better browse some daily deal websites  Scumbag Brain

Decides to stay in to study all day. Ends up stuck in procrastination loop between r/funny and facebook.

Decides to stay in to study all day. Ends up stuck in procrastination loop between r/funny and facebook.    Scumbag Brain
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